Happy Thanksgiving from the men and women of the Cleveland Division of Police! Remember that not everyone gets to spend Thanksgiving Day at home with their families. Please take a moment out of your day and give thanks to the Police Officers, Firefighters, Paramedics, Dispatchers and other safety force members who work today to keep us safe. Remember, also, our troops throughout the United States and overseas far from their families and loved ones on this holiday. “Thank YOU” to all who are serving us today.
Please use good judgment during your celebrations today:
- Don’t drink and drive. We have room for you in the jail if you do and private rooms are going fast. Your roommate will likely be drunk and will probably smell.
- Don’t punch out your relatives.
- Don’t burn down your house with the turkey fryer.
- Don’t burn down your garage or neighbor’s house with the turkey fryer. Fire is busy enough.
- Don’t drink and drive.
Happy Thanksgiving! That is all!